Adds that can't be used anymore...

Definitely created by a man...

Actually, I think this add could still work today... :-)

Yes. It is. But, what are they trying to advertise? A postage machine? What did she do?

Haha! I SO do not look cuter the harder I work. Lies!

I don't get this one...

"This young man is 11 months old- and he isn't our youngest customer by any means. For 7-Up is so pure, so wholesome, you can even give it to babies and feel good about it.
-By the way, Mom, when it comes to toddlers- if they like to be coaxed to drink their milk, try this: Add 7-Up to the milk in equal parts, pouring the 7-Up gently into the milk. It's a wholesome combination- and it works!

In case you can't read this it says:
How Soon is Too Soon?
Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much greater chance of gaining acceptance or "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

Brace yourself -- the copy reads: Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn't have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you'd like your own doll-to-doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man Mr. Leggs slacks. Such as our new automatic wash wear blend of 65% "Dacron�" and 35% rayon-incomparably wrinkle-resistant. About $12.95 at plush-carpeted stores.

Sooo funny!